HotCandyLand is just a fun game to play. You’ll have to register your email address to play, but it’s completely free. There will be options to pay in exchange for shorter wait times or better upgrades, but they’re not necessary. You can beat the game without having to spend anything at all. The artwork is highly stylized and it’s a lot of fun. The whole concept is that your character is a sleazeball and the world reflects. Since outward appearance is so important to you, the lower you are on the totem pole, the uglier the people around you will be. You’ll have to reach the top if you want to be surrounded by the beautiful people.
Hot Candy Land is a tycoon game and it feels like it from the very start. You move to Bonywood without a dollar in your pocket and you have to transform yourself into the biggest porn tycoon in the city. You’ll need to manage your mojo and keep your eye on your dick. You’ll have to make it grow to win. That means succeeding at tasks as well as buying injections to help you along. It’s a lot of really fun gameplay that you can’t really find anywhere else. Once you get through the long tutorial level, you go off on your own and focus on your own way of winning.
The HotCandyLand game runs really well and it easy on your system. You can play it right on your browser without having to worry about a thing. It’s not currently available as an android or an iOS download. It’s the perfect game for anyone with a sense of humor. There’s also plenty of nudity to be found. Just keep in mind that pretty much everything in this game is played up for comedy. Check it out and you’ll never regret playing it.
- Funny storyline and plenty of jokes
- Long tutorial level to get you ready
- Stylized artwork is great
- Have to register to see the game
- Fetch quests can get annoying
- Takes a long time to really get started